Tuesday, January 28, 2014

10 Reasons Why Lilli Should Come To Kenya

By Alta Fairbourne
I think there is no doubt about it Lilli Holmberg should come to Kenya (I'm talking to you Lisa and Troy).

1.   Lilli is the sister I never had.

2.   Lilli hasn't been out of Utah for a while.

3.   There is a room in our house not getting used.

4.   I miss Lilli she misses me.

5.   It would be good for her to learn a new culture.

6.   Lilli needs to see Esther's new baby.

7.   It would great for her to come to our school, Braeburn she would learn a lot.

8.    Lilli would come back ten times more responsible.

9.    Lilli loves Kenya.

10.   She will get to always go to the beach.

Petronilla

Petronilla helps Porter with his Kiswahili homework
By Alta Fairbourne 

I think I have talked about everything there is to talk about except one thing, my moms assistant Petronilla. She is the person who is kind of like a nanny who cleans our apartment. She is super funny when she doesn't understand things. She has been with us for five months and she stays in our apartment in the servant quarters. After about a month of her staying with us she bought a t.v and she never stops watching her soap operas. She gets super scared to be alone so she all ways locks the doors. On Saturdays and Sundays she leaves to her house in Ukunda and when she comes back she all ways has a new hair-do. But now, her dad is sending her back to Culinary Arts school in Nairobi she is leaving us. We will really miss her.

Monday, January 27, 2014

I Went on a Mini Mission


By Porter Fairbourne

So in Kenya there aren't very many missionaries because it really hard to get a work permit,
so there is hardly any missionaries. So the missionaries from our church announced that they will allow anybody that has the Aaronic Priesthood can go and a missionary split.  So me and my dad went the next week. We visited people in our church and gave a message and answered their questions.  It was a great experience and I cant wait to go again so I can put my awesome missionary skills to action.
 The people we visited were really poor most of them had no electricity and had only one room that was filled with beds. This one family that we tried to visit first,  their dad wasn't  there.  The only people there were the two little girls their mom died some time back. Another family had big holes in there roof and rain would come in. But all of them have a love for God.


Tennis

By Porter Fairbourne


Porter wore this hole through his shoes in 3 months of playing tennis
I am training three times a week for one hour.  My coach's name is Coach Solomon.  When I got here my mom could cream me in tennis. Now I am beating her 6 to 1.  I have had lots of fun playing tennis and there is an upcoming tennis tournament and coach is getting all his best players together and we are playing each other to get ready for the tennis tournament.  My serve has increased in speed and power and accuracy since I have been here.  I am ready to compete in this tournament I am very confident because I have already one a tournament once.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Happy New Year

By Alta Fairbourne
I am the most organized person in the family; this is why I set up our New Years. We will start on New Years Eve.  I told Everett that New Years would suck if we didn't do anything so we got started. We blew up 6 balloons with six different notes in them saying a game to play. Every hour we popped the balloon and played the game. We popped the first balloon at exactly seven( after dinner ); mom popped it. It was iPad break, yay! We all needed to digest the bean and cheese burritos. Apart from the beans (they were too salty) everything else was perfect. It surprised me because my mom never has messed up on burritos, ever. As a hour went by of doing what we do all day we popped the next balloon. We were going to play "scum", one of my favorite card games. We dealed out the cards and I realized I had the best cards and that's why I ended up winning that round. That's means I am president and I get two of the scums (the last place players) best cards, two aces. Well let's just say the next round I wasn't  doing so well I dropped all way down to scum and my mom was President. It was time to pop the next balloon.  It was playing "draw and pass" when you write a word down then pass the note pad over.  That person draws the word you wrote.  Then pass then and that  person guesses what the picture is and writes it. Then pass, then draw, then write, then draw then write so on. Then you see how close the last word was to the first word.  Usually they are really funny.  After an hour of playing that game we popped another balloon it was "Fairbourne's Got Talent". We all did our talents.  Everett did a successful magic trick followed up by Porter dancing to "Im Sexy and I Know It", then my sucky performance.  I was singing, "Jar of Hearts" I was so off tune it was giving my self a headache so I quit in the middle of it knowing I would loose anyway.  Porter and Everett tied.  So they arm wrestled for it. Porter won barely Everett was stronger than I thought he was. The time was up so we didn't get to pop the last balloon. We pored sparkling grape juice and every one hated it but my mom and I we counted down to New Years and popped these confetti cannons and watched fireworks from the porch. It was very quite and we were the only ones celebrating except for some people down by the pool who were very quite. We had a awesome New Year even though I miss all my cousins back home. I remember when we got together on New Years and I remember Hannah, Lilli, Ellie, Megan, Brynn and I made a little block hut in the corner of one of the bedrooms and we were making really embarrassing videos on Hannah's ipod and I was wearing onezies and I cut of the feet and it made it so I couldn't wear it because it kept falling off because the Zipper came off with it, so ya




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Thursday, January 2, 2014

Ya, christmas

by Everett Fairbourne

Ah, the best time of the year, the time where the family gathers up and celebrates our Christ the Lord's birth, and we open our presents from our family.  It is the time to rejoice and have fun. In other words, Christmas. I was so excited for Christmas and I was so happy that we bought our presents from Dubai. There is just one thing that makes me want to kill Porter or to kiss him. He did a mean trick on me that I loved. He noticed there was one toy that I really wanted at one mall but it wasn't at the other one. When we went to go shopping, we went to the one that didn't and I didn't find it until the end of the trip.  By that time I spent all my money and couldn't buy it, I was so sad.  I felt like my trip was ruined.  Then, on Christmas morning,  I opened Porter's present from him to me, it was the toy I wanted, the Adventure Time Finn wrestling doll! the one!  I loved it,  but by coincidence Alta  happened to give me Adventure Time Finn and Jake action figures and a comic book.  Me and Alta were the only ones to make mom and dad a present. After opening the presents we went and watched a movie, "Frozen", it was more of an musical type like "Tangled".  Then we went swimming with Palo and Andre. It was kind of a bad Christmas with not all the family and no snow and...no...Rock, but it was also a good Christmas.  All I need is my mom,  my dad, Alta, and Porter.
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Our Kenyan Christmas

By Alta Fairbourne
I got to say, I do miss Christmas back home, with the skiing and the snow and all, but Christmas here in Kenya was pretty great. It all started on Christmas eve when we stayed home.  We decorated Christmas cookies and we FaceTimed all of my wonderful cousins back home. It was awesome, I love to have the chance to talk to my cousins even if I was only saying hi. As far as I know, I stayed up very long until it was time to go to bed that tomorrow would be Christmas. I was excited but not as excited as I usually am on Christmas Eve.  It wasn't the same this year; it probably was the snow. Early that morning we realized Santa came and . . .  he gave us a box of fruity pebbles and of course a stocking full of candy. Once we looked through our stockings we opened the presents we gave each other. I ended up getting everything I wanted for Christmas. After that, as always, we had our big fancy Christmas breakfast. This year not as much, just French toast, eggs and hash browns. The rest of the day was really fun. Around noon we went to Frozen, I really enjoyed it. It was a great movie. After that Hunter's family came over, the Sebresos. We had lasagna for dinner and it was fabulous.  It was the first time I had it in a long time. We soon went swimming and I taught my self to do a back dive. After some time passed we went back inside and the Sebresos left and we watched a Christmas movie and went to bed. Well that was our Kenyan Christmas.