Awesome Everett |
1.have friends
2. be popular
3. be funny
4. do awesome tricks
5.be nice
6. have a girlfriend
I have done all this, but back to the story. I saw every body laughing at his jokes and that was the last straw I've got to step up my game. When I was walking outside at recess I saw them together having the best time of there lives. At first, I got angry, but then I realized that it looked just like me and Cole, my BFF in America. They were having fun, doing their own thing. I miss Cole so much and I remembered how much fun we had. So I just left them alone. I didn't want to ruin their fun that would be un-awesome so I walked away. Then I realized, I'm awesome Everett Fairbourne! I'm totally awesome! I fit in great with these awesome dudes! One day later, I was the most awesome/funny kid in the class. I have lots of friends and I have a secret girlfriend. So I'm still Awesome Everett Fairbourne. It turns out that now both of them are my really good friends. So actually everything turned out good.
Everett, Joseph LeBaron here. I have a question about beating someone on awesomeness.
ReplyDeleteThere's a girl I like, but I have no friends, I'm not popular or funny, and I hate being nice. I can only do awesome tricks.
My question is: Can I still be mean, have no friends and just trick a girl into being my girlfriend?
Looking forward to your answer.
no, you find a fun way to be nice and people will want to be your friend and that special someone will like you back, and I'll tell you all my jokes
DeleteExcellent! Give me all your jokes and I'll try them out on girls. Here's one for you: Why isn't a Koala Bear a real bear? Because he doesn't have the right koalafications.
DeleteYour turn.
Evie, You have a real talent for expressing yourself in an interesting way. Well done. You are awesome.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work Awesome Everett Fairbourne!
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