Once upon a time there was a baby born named max. He was the most intelligent baby, he knew everything how it is and why it is. He was perfect until one of the doctors dropped the little baby on the head, now all he thinks, hear and read is the opposite of the real world, and he can never learn his punctuation. Now his future is to an end, or a big journey just stared....
30 years later
Angry boss- max get out there and get my food!
Max-yes sir, I’ll put it on my schedule that you’re going on a diet, and thank you for being so polite.
Angry boss- [sigh] when will he learn, okay I need my food umm... i could say the the opisit so he can under stand me hi five. Then the [odd] angry boss hi five.
Ummm..... a max start right over there you are getting promoted.
Max- what, no please don't fire me, I’ll do anything please.
Angry boss- no leave.
Max- I can stay.
Angry boss- I mean stay.
Max - nooooooooooooooooo.
Max- stupid boss he kicked me out in the rain, on a Monday.
But I guess I can try to get a new job.
Hay look a magazine of all job's, wait none of its there. I could make a list of what I want to do.
Now he's driving home.
Max - aw home at last, Joe! You home [Joe is Joe - Baw wow = [here sir].
max - good boy can you fetch me a paper and a pen.
Joe - rrra rraara =[do it yourself].
max - ug okay.
max - [writting] um.. 1. soccer player
2. asronot
3. singer
4. dog vet
5. umm i forgot this
one
6. i also forgot this one
max - joe what do you think of my list.
Joe - raw [good]
max - thanks time to do number 1.
max started to driving to the soccer place.
Max - hi I’m here for the job
Coach - job? We had a job free?
Max - what do you mean you didn't have a job? You do it says it right here on this sign.
Coach - no that says no job free.
Max - yay I know it says that.
Coach - then why did you say that?
Max - because I had to because if I didn't you would not understand.
Coach - now that you said that I don't under stand
Max- well... then they both started arguing really loud.
5 minutes later...
Coach - shut up! Coach now has a gun...yay. Coach - I will shoot you if you don't shut up!
Soccer player – hay, hay cool down.
The soccer player started to walk over to
Them. Soccer player - don't fight.
Max - he started it.
Coach - shut up!!!!! Bang, bang!
Soccer player - hay no!
now the beloved soccer player is dead. coach - no... wait... i didn't mean to...kill you.
max - your fault
coach - arg! okay you can have the job!
max - why not!
coach - okay now you don't get the job.
max - thank you for the job.
Coach - okay we got to practice we'll start off with this. Now pass me the ball and don't shoot a goal.
Max - okay, I’ll shot, just for you.
Coach - you’re fired!
Max - you mean it! I’m getting promoted!
Coach - you, getting promoted?
Max - no you can’t fire me.
Max - well, okay than I’ll leave
Time for number 2. Astronaut. [Driving to astronaut place.]
Umm... can still have a job even thogh it says no job free.
Astronaut coach - but that says job free.
Max - you know what never mind this. Do I get the job?
Astronaut coach - no.
Max - I can!
Astronaut coach - ehh, why not.
But first we need to go on this, it will help you to be prepare for the rocket.
Max - hay it’s one of those spiny thingies.
Astronaut coach - here are your partners.
John, Johnny and john.
Max - okay let’s get started!
Astronaut coach - okay, everybody in. ready, go!
Then the thingy is spinning fast
John - max, you look really nice, and cool and...
Max - shut up! You getting out of this thingy! Max opened the door and john flew out and died.
Astronaut coach - stop the spin! Stop the spin!
Max! You killed him!
Max - let me guess you want to fire me to.
Astronaut coach - [nod]
Max - well okay then I’ll leave.
Max - do you know what I’m not going to give up, because I have been fired after fired? So you can't fire me. So ha!
Astronaut coach - look, max that’s just life.
You get fired you don't give up.
Max - okay then. [Sniff]
Astronaut coach - now good bye.
Max - okay
To be continued....
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